I need to get these all in one place, because look at the state of some of them. I’ve had to guess what’s going on in most of them, because I’m fucked if I know.
“Get if off get it off get it offfff!”
“Teela likes seamen, amirite?”
“Oh look it’s a boy! Oh no wait, that’s the umbilical cord.”
In what universe is this going to achieve anything?
“Just, you know, hanging around.”
“We are an equal opportunities employer.”
Picture unrelated. To anything in the known universe.
“My Barbie collection shits on yours.”
Again, how is this helping anything?
“I’ve bought some more oranges for Ram Man to jam his stupid fucking head into.”
Come on, you thought he was headless too.
Answers on a goddamn postcard.
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.
“Hello. I’m here to tell you that everyone poos. There’s no shame in it.”
“Just hang on, I’ve nearly got it balanced…”
“Take her instead!”
“But Teela never bloody wears it!”
“That’s not milk, Man At Arms.”
I don’t want to know.
“I just stepped out of a salon.”