Although yoghurt is for plebs, you can still eat it even if you’re a bit of a twat by trying one of these delicious recipes.
10: Yoghurt on a brick
Eat with a spoon. Simplicity is key.
9: Natural yoghurt with tiny Kim Jong Uns
If Kim Jong Uns aren’t in season, tiny Vladimir Putins are a good substitute. Serve with warm beer for a winter treat.
8: Yoghurt from the 70s next to a pencil
For a truly authentic experience, eat while standing up.
7: Vanilla and Tippex yoghurt on a bed of AOL discs
A simple boiled yoghurt, best with a side dish of grilled cigarettes.
6: Activia in a bell
The metallic overtones give a real kick to berry flavours. Serve chilled with a glass of Nespresso.
5: Depressed Fruit Corner
Serve in a tiny derelict bedsit, with a cous cous salad.
4: Breakfast Yop while Jeff Stelling shouts at you
Remember to make sure your Jeff Stelling is at the right temperature. It’s ok, you don’t have to like football.
3: Fried elderberry and pea yoghurt taped to a wall
Serve warm with sharpened potatoes.
2: Homemade apple and hair yoghurt served in a maze of hats
Perfect for impressing dinner party guests. The hats can be used as hats afterwards. A weak to medium lager complements the maze.
1: Street yoghurt
A simple urban favourite that needs no accompaniments.