Welcome back to my showcase of cups that prove people shouldn’t be allowed money or cups. Let me tell you – if my readers ever invite someone back for coffee, their guest is going to have the choice of a porcelain cock, or proof that their date was once runner up in a skittles tournament.

Let’s crack on!

“Dirty Harry, but in a nice pastel stripe way” (from John Johnston)

John Johnston Dirty Harry, but in a nice pastel stripe way

A thought provoking mug that asks the question “Are you fucking looking at me?” (from Neil Ramskill)

neil ramskill

“Think he played for West Ham but I can’t be bothered looking it up” (from Conan D’Agostino)

Conan D'Agostino Think he played for West Ham but I can't be bothered looking it up

“Classic” (from Philip Bradbrook)

Philip Bradbrook Classic

“I’ve no idea who Jim Plumley is. I’ve even less of an idea why I have two of them” (from SN)

SN I've no idea who Jim Plumley is. I've even less of an idea why I have two of them

And now a triple bill of swoon, starting with Jason Donovan! (from Jemma Richmond)

cc2 main

Next, classic Manilow (from Jemma Richmond)

Jemma Richmond classic manilow

And a personalised Daniel O’Donnell mug! (from Jemma Richmond, who I’m starting to suspect might have a problem)

Jemma Richmond Personalised Daniel mug

Obviously Jemma wins the “first one to send me a Daniel O’Donnell mug” competition that I just made up in my head. Congratulations Jemma!

Moving on – this mug really speaks to me. (from Zan Phee)

zan phee

“I have the Holy Grail Gus Honeybun cup, a mythological Southwest rabbit who hopped for birthday requests at a press of a magic button!” (from Alexandro Pickering)

gus alexandro pickering I have the Holy Grail Gus Honeybun cup, a mythological Southwest rabbit who hopped for birthday requests at a press of a magic button!

“Just remembered this monstrosity was hiding at the back of the cupboard” (from newly crowned queen of shit mugs Jemma Richmond)

Just remembered this monstrosity was hiding at the back of the cupboard JR

Jemma is also both the winner and the runner up of this skittles league, somehow.

jemma richmond skittles

“Who wouldn’t want to drink from a dogs head? I find this one so unpleasant to hold it’s used as a door stop.” (from Kate Boonzaaier)

Kate Boonzaaier Who wouldn't want to drink from a dogs head I find this one so unpleasant to hold it's used as a door stop

And finally – “Why do I have so many horrible mugs? Help.” (Three guesses.)

Jemma richmond Why do I have so many horrible mugs Help

Why indeed Jemma. Thoughts and prayers etc.

Join me next time for Andy and Fergie, and some Morris dancers.

Would you like to read my book? It’s pretty good if you like swears.

2 thoughts on “Crap Cups part 2: The Pope and Jason Donovan

  1. I’m not as into mugs as You and Jemma apparently are, unfortunately, but I DO like swears and I (bought) and read your book – actually, a mug of vodka might be just the thing…had a GREAT time not being you going camping!

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