Welcome back to my museum of shit mugs. As I write this, I have an unopened present from one of my family members under my Christmas tree. It is definitely mug shaped.
It is either:
- A Daniel O’Donnell mug
- Unicorn nonsense that has a pack of sweets in it
- A hilarious mug with a picture of a cock on it that someone’s bought me from a charity shop
I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, please enjoy this cavalcade of penguins, royal weddings, and steam trains.
Andy and Fergie’s wedding (from Catt Weazle)
“We took our son on a Christmas train ride at Chasewater and he was given this as a present. It’s nice enough but not really suitable for a three year old.” (from Lisa Perry)
Festive Bastard Cat (from Astrid Newby)
“I bought it for 50p from a charity shop” (from Luke Childs)
If it’s that bloody lucky why is it chipped (from Kate Spikes)
“My son’s favourite cup” (from Kirstie Atkinson)
“I hate this mug. I don’t even like penguins. I’d prefer a Daniel O’Donnell mug to this shit.” (from Tracy Lawrence)
“A gift from Jemma Richmond and Gary Clarkson” (from Sophie Wills)
Regular readers will know Jemma Richmond as the Queen of shit cups in Part 2. Seriously Jemma, what is your problem?
And the winner of Part 3 –
ALL THE BARRY MANILOW SONGS (from Dav Crabes)
Join me next time for bears in leather shorts, rubbish Versace, and “how to make coffee”.