Have you ever thought to yourself “I like Bungle, but I wish he looked a lot shoddier”? This is the project for you!
This is what we are making:
As you can see, it should be a piece of piss.
You will need:
– a grown up
– a brown paper bag
– sellotape or something
– a stick for poking it with
– probably some drugs
– ROUND ENDED SCISSORS
Right, my first mistake is not having a brown paper bag. My second mistake is ever having started this fucking blog.
I don’t have a brown paper bag, because who the hell has a brown paper bag in current year? I could nip to Primark and buy some pants, but then Bungle would have ‘Primark’ written on him, and I don’t really want that.
Never mind, I’ll use a jiffy bag. It’s brown, it’ll be fine.
Right, I’m all set.
I hope you’re making this along with me, otherwise I’m going to look a dickhead.
Now then. ‘Ask a grown up to help you cut out the parts’. I can do that.
Update: I asked Alex to help me cut the bits out, but he just looked at me. I might have to try doing it myself.
Seeing all these mangled, dismembered Bungle parts scattered around makes me upset. And a bit hungry.
‘Stick the Bungle parts onto the bag’.
And there was me thinking you stuck the Bungle parts onto your own face. Actually, I must try doing that one day. I’ll stick them on my face without telling Alex, and then I’ll sneak up on him when he’s on the loo. That’ll be good.
‘Fill the bag with bits of torn up newspaper’. No problem. I am bossing this.
‘Put the filled-up bag over a wooden spoon and close it up with an elastic band’.
Shit. I don’t have a wooden spoon or an elastic band. Never mind, I’ve got parcel tape and a whisk. I’ll improvise.
I’ll be honest lads, making a Bungle puppet is harder than it looks.
And now I can’t use the whisk.
I’ve got some shit on RedBubble if you’re interested. Remember, I never said it was any good.