Just a small thing today, because I’m still not very well, but I thought we could have a look through some lovely football stickers. And since I am in a generous mood, I shall be handing out awards for the best ones. The footballers in question won’t actually get anything, or know they’ve won, but IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS OK.
(Spoiler alert: still off my tits on cough medicine lads.)
The ‘It’s OK, my hair can go in goal’ award:
Fabio United’s lovely looking player of the year:
Winner: This lady
Award for most goals scored while also rescuing the princess
The ‘Hey it’s that guy!’ award:
The ‘I don’t know, I’m just here to fix the pipes love’ award:
The ‘Wait, am I at the football?’ award?
The Come And Get It Ladies award:
The ‘I just killed everyone in my village’ award:
Winner (most kills):
The ‘Your head’s not really attached to your body is it’ award:
Peter Beardsley Award for saying hello to my mother once and she had no idea who he was
Winner: Peter Beardsley
That’s the end of that, I guess.