I’ve really been trying to think of any situations in which the following clipart would be used. So far I have a grand total of no ideas. The only thing I can think to do is to separate them into three categories: ‘terrifying’, ‘mutants’, and ‘what’.

Here’s a fun game to play with these:

1. Look at the pictures while drinking gin.

2. Last one to have a nervous breakdown wins the rest of the gin.

This game can be played by anyone who has some gin.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll crack on.


In this section: People with arses for faces, bollocks for legs, and general tentacles.


In this section: Slight overlap with ‘mutants’, but these mutants are worse and deserve to be shunned.


In this section: What.


5 thoughts on “Shit clipart: answers on a postcard edition

  1. If Catchphrase employed Salvador Dali as their graphic designer, this is what it would look like.
    “Remember, just say what you see.”
    “Um, Nazi nose helmet, Roy…?”



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