Not gonna lie lads – my throat feels like someone’s spiked my jaffa cakes with broken glass. However, because I am stunning and brave, I will soldier on and write a load of shit for your perusal.
I found myself acquiring the 1974 Sun Annual For Girls the other week. Continue reading “The 1974 creepy social credit quiz”
Let me start by saying that I am a big fan of food, it’s my favourite. So this episode is right up my overweight street.
The title of this episode is “S14Ep16”, which isn’t very good as far as titles go. Its other title is probably ‘Fast Food’; this is just a hunch I got after seeing the episode, which is about fast food.
Can you tell I’m wazzed off my tits on codeine?
Anyway, let’s begin. Zippy and George are setting the table for lunch.
“There’s no point setting the table,” says George. “We don’t know what we’re having for lunch.”
Yes but I’d say ‘some kind of food’, therefore plates is quite a good idea George. You twat. Plates are only going to be wrong if you’re having soup for lunch, or just taking bites out of Bungle. Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: Hambungle”
Lads, what is this and why the fuck did I buy it:
I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to answer the second question – let’s just put it down to too much coffee, mild curiosity and, I dunno, commitment phobia. Continue reading “Corner Shop Crap: The Good, The Bad And The Kim Jong Un”
I have a joke for you. Here is my joke:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he knew how to do it properly, because he watched this shit road safety DVD that I am about to show you.
This DVD is called SOCHO!, which, after some light googling, I discovered is Hindi for THINK! I don’t know if you have to shout it or not.
Anyway, SOCHO! is an awesome road safety movie sponsored by our local council, for reasons. It’s not well known round here or anything – we just happened to spot it lurking at the back of a charity shop. That’s how much road safety means to people in the Midlands. Continue reading “Road safety with Super Wife Cloud”