(Editor’s note: the views expressed in this post are the author’s own, and are quite often shit and wrong.)
Another Rock and Roll Christmas!*
*Rock is what you do when your try to get off your inflated arse and rolls are what you’re made of.
It’s time for the annual festive gorge!
Salt Crackers Party Mix
Sounds an awful lot like the playlist of someone who is equally acerbic and insane.
These would appear every year. I’m still at a loss as to know why, their varying shapes belying the identical nature of their flavour. These things tasted dry, slightly burned, and yes very very salty. I may or may not have once referred to them as ‘crystallised spunk waffles’… which was indeed quite a mouthful.
Some of these were pretzel shaped, others were sticks and there were flat round ones as well. I’m inclined to think they all had original and or weird sounding names, they were however all just salty twigs. The kind of snack that they might offer in a pub to make you thirsty and therefore buy more drinks. Those landlords eh? If they don’t sodomise your liver they’ll give you high blood pressure.
Thankfully these went from being a yearly oddity to unpleasant memory reasonably rapidly. Continue reading “World of Crap reviews Christmas food”