I wasn’t going to review this episode until I saw the description on YouTube:
“Bungle wants to do some skipping.”
Well, OK then. Challenge accepted. Fuck any work I had to get done.
George is doing some painting. Because he is painting, he needs to wear a beret like a French man. Not pictured: strings of onions hanging around, and Jane’s hairy armpits.
Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: Skipping Hell!”
Every once in a while, I come across an episode that makes me go “For fuck’s sake Bungle!” within the first five seconds. That’s how I know it’s a good episode.
This episode made me go “For fuck’s sake everyone” x 1000 within the first five seconds, and that is why I am now reviewing it for you.
The gang are trying, and failing, to get the apples that have been glued to their cardboard tree. This tree is never seen in any other episodes; maybe they chopped it down in a fit of impotent rage. It was the tree’s own fault, flaunting its apples like that.
This episode is supposed to be called ‘Problem Solving Together’, but I think it’s actually called ‘Creating even more problems together because you’re all divs and knobheads’.
Geoffrey: “It’s no good, I can’t reach them!”
What, are those apples fucking nailed to that tree?
Me: “Geoffrey, stop lying. I know it’s funny to upset Bungle, but you’re literally bending your limbs so you can’t reach them on purpose, you psychopath.”
Zippy suggests throwing a mild twig at the tree. Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: How d’ya like them apples?”
It’s December! Again. This seems to happen every year.
You know what else happens once a year? Bungle wears clothes. Some years it’s pyjamas, other years it’s an entire hat. This year, he’s decided to wear a dress and some tinsel. This is because he wants to show off his holy and glorious bum.
I wrote about this episode about six years ago, but I feel that I’ve grown as a person since those days, and I wanted to have another crack at it, now that I can appreciate all the subtleties the episode has to offer.
Lol I said ‘crack’.
Let’s begin. Geoffrey is showing off his banging Nativity scene.
“Lads, guess what?” he says. “I’ve decided we’re all going to become vegans, so no Christmas presents for you this year!”
The others believe him, the idiots. Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: God got me pregnant lads”
You know what would cheer us all up today? Watching Bungle losing his shit and having a nervous breakdown. Luckily, I’ve got a banging selection of clips for your perusal featuring Ursa Idiotus throwing his weight about, crying, and generally being a tit.
Wanting to be Jill
“I demand to be Jill, and you better believe I’m going to molest my own nipples if this doesn’t happen! And if it does.”
To be fair, it is quite hard to be menacing when you’re wearing such a lovely hat. Luckily, the answer to this problem is to give Bungle an even lovelier hat. Continue reading “Bungle’s mental breakdowns”
Hello. I haven’t slept properly for three days, and now I’ve decided it’s a good idea to review this episode:
Nothing can go wrong.
Let’s begin. For reasons known only to them, the gang have bought a load of novelty mirrors. This is why whey never have any food or clothes. Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: What is any of this?”
Hello. This episode is all about pretending to get evicted, I think. And about what to do if your furniture is haunted.
Rod, Jane and Freddy are trying to sing their song, but Bungle is insisting on being in the same room as them and getting up in their business.
Why they have to do their song right now, in that exact spot, is never mentioned.
Then this happens, and I’m not sure what it is:
Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: Can’t pay? We’ll take it away!”
LADS, I’VE DISCOVERED WHY BUNGLE NEVER WEARS PANTS!
All this time I thought he was just a terrifying nudist, but it turns out there’s much, much more to it than that, as we will see in this episode, which is probably called BUNGLE: ORIGINS – THE NUDENING.
It’s probably not called that. But it should be.
This episode is really called ‘Vanishing Box’ which is what I assume Jane has whenever Bungle’s around.
Let’s begin. Geoffrey is teaching the others grifting:
Why are Zippy and George so massive? I’ve seen them in real life and they are not that massive. Perhaps Geoffrey is just really far away. Continue reading “Rainbow episode review: Harry Potter and the Naked Bear”